In keeping with my current
obsession theme of deliberate illiteracy and, more importantly, why it pisses me off, I present this:
Remember folks, they walk among us! Returning to the article that set me off:
“What I wonder is whether everyone needs to be taught how to write an essay.”
Yes. Yes they do. You can stop wondering now.
(Hat tip to Lonely Libertarian.)
W0w, Wuts rong w/prsn hoo rote that? Its “chikin!”
And they keep telling me Idiocracy wasn’t a documentary.
AC, please tell me that sign is a joke.
I found it on the internet. Your guess is as good as mine.
One, Management is sorry. It really is. The sign says so.
Two, this person made it to Manager – haters gonna hate, and all.
Three, how in the heck did they get Management right? Is it the only word spell check could see?
Four, management is very literate; fluent in English, Engrish, and textese and I’m not literate enough to see it.
Lest one think that only food-service workers are functionally illiterate, I once had a subordinate with a master’s degree in engineering from a highly respected school who was unable to write a coherent paragraph, or compose an engineering report even with examples to work from.
Last I heard, after he left our happy little group, he was doing quality control for a rocket manufacturer.
Looks like a parody to me.
Can’t spell ‘Manglement’……argh