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Political Conventions Are Hilarious

During a series of chaotic home maintenance “events” I dropped off the grid. (Don’t worry I’ll tell you all about my adventures in home maintenance later.) I happened to drop off the grid at an opportune moment. It went like this: … Continue reading

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The Joys Of Homeownership: Part 2

OK so here’s what happened in the last few days; Turkey had a coup attempt and my plumbing mutinied. Shockingly, only one of those events made the news. Details will follow about the more important of those two events when … Continue reading

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The Joys Of Homeownership

Today was a special day. It was the kind of holiday homeowners truly appreciate. It was the day that I got a handyman to come to my house! This is better than Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny at the … Continue reading

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Suburban Versus Rural

Living in the middle of nowhere is a pain in the ass. My driveway cycles between muddy, rutted, and snowbound. My lawn goes feral every spring. Pipes freeze, trees fall, skunks must be chased away (or killed), I spent a … Continue reading

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Henri Le Chat Noir

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Good Book: Hallow Mass

I recently read Hallow Mass. It was fabulous. Imagine if a bunch of egghead social justice warriors bumped into the Cthtulhu cult and (as is their won’t) embraced diversity all the way until the end. Plenty of humor and lots … Continue reading

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Hillary Is Evil / Who Gives A Shit

Update: Add Marine Reserves Major Jason Brezler to my list of people who don’t get the special “Hillary Exemption to all laws”. Unlike Hillary, Brezler had entirely honorable intentions, reported his actions, and the data he had was not compromised. … Continue reading

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