Adaptive Curmudgeon, or “Benevolent Dictator Of This Blog”, lives somewhere, does something, and remains vaguely anonymous for no particular reason. As we all know, blogs are commonly used only to help restrain an author’s illogical desire to stand curbside spouting unrequested opinion. Thus, if this blog doesn’t meet your standards. You should lower your damned standards.
Mr. Curmudgeon refers to himself in the third person. Unless I don’t.