Random Observation

Today I put on a favorite old t-shirt and it didn’t fit well. Luckily it was tight around the shoulders. I can live with that. I’m posting the following guidelines (which apply to men only):

  • If the shirt is too tight around the shoulders, you’ve been hitting the gym. Good for you.
  • If the shirt is too tight around the belly, you’ve been hitting the buffet. Eat a carrot for dinner.
  • If the shirt is too tight both places, you’re running the drier too hot. Stop doing that.

Now you know.

 

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About Adaptive Curmudgeon

I will neither confirm nor deny that I actually exist.
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