Be Awesome: Hit My Tip Jar
Category Archives: Wussification and other modern hazards.
I’m pretty sure Gaia, if she could talk, would be perfectly happy with a drunk redneck snoozing under a hemlock. Continue reading
Earth Day was conceived in a dark room smelling of choom and student loans in an unholy alliance of Malthusian misfits and political fluffers so far left they’d make Trotsky look mellow. They decided to create Kwanzaa’s retarded half brother to beg for more Federal Regulation. It was exactly like what you’re picturing in your head. Now, go wash your hands. Continue reading
A few weeks ago I read The 75 Things Men Should Be Able To Do. (Warning! All men who read it may will suffer brain damage from the dissonance between truth and horse shit. Any woman who knows men will … Continue reading
You might have noticed I haven’t posted much recently. (OK fine; so you didn’t miss me at all and I’m only flattering myself.) The light posting was because I just spent several days in the wilderness. (I needed a vacation … Continue reading
Occam’s Razor is the principle that among competing theories the simplest one is the most likely. It’s not rocket science. For example, when one of my chickens goes missing I could theorize that an uprising of Bolivian peach farmers absconded … Continue reading
We buy tons of chicken feed. Mice steal feed. I pay for feed. I hate mice! Luckily mother nature invented the cat. Aside from catching mice, cats are useless. Our cats, all three of them, are inept. The mice are … Continue reading