I recently discovered a blog called Wait But Why. (Warning, huge time sink… lots of great stuff to read! Give yourself time to peruse.)
The author took the time to transcribe the entire second presidential debate. This is one of the shorter posts and funny as hell. (Link here.) Here’s a sample:
Clinton: He’s lying about everything, it’s all on my website, and let’s just be happy that this loose cannon isn’t in charge of the law in this country.
Trump: Because you’d be in jail.
Audience: Oh dayome!
Anderson: We’d like to remind the audience to stop being a piece of shit.
Martha: But really, Hillary—what’s up with the emails you sneaky fuck.
It goes like that through several topics. Hilarious!
Adaptive Curmudgeon 
Major time suck. Now i’m gonna be sitting here all weekend.
Oh boy. Time suck, indeed. This must be commented here, taken from “Why Cryonics Makes Sense”:
“You’ll be a little like a farm animal. You might have rights in theory, but with no ability to defend your own rights, you’ll rely on other people to fight for those rights on your behalf.”