[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 19th, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.]
After a rough legged hawk with species identity issues witnesses a skunksplosion and flies into a windmill it looks like this.
Adaptive Curmudgeon 
poor lil birdie. and what happened to the bear?
I sure as hell didn’t do it.
I would have inverted it. Bullshit, like information, wants to be free.
Seems improved that way, but if I wind up using it, I’ll still credit you.