“…but the raccoon became unconscious from being squeezed and was discarded on the floorboard of the vehicle until a short time later when… “
If that quote doesn’t make you want to read the rest you’re not human. Also I want to meet this man in person.
Other stupidity is less epic but highly photogenic and caught on camera. I present for your entertainment “man sets gas station on fire trying to kill a spider”.
Hat tip to Borepatch: Dumbass of the week.