Reason #2904 Why Cats Suck

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11 Responses to Reason #2904 Why Cats Suck

  1. Southern Man says:

    The dog would have just eaten the entire thing, leaving no evidence. Until later, in the yard.

  2. Mark Matis says:

    If cats REALLY sucked, that tube would have FAR less remaining in it. Or did you not mean that literally?
    At least it wasn’t a tube of Ben-Gay. Or Preparation H…

  3. Anonymous says:

    Whaddyawant? Lacking opposable thumbs, how is he ‘sposed to twist off the cap? Does he use a manual or powered toothbrush? I can’t get my cat to floss regularly; any suggestions?

  4. cspschofield says:

    Hey, man, just brush you’re damn cat’s teeth before they get so bad she has to try to do it herself.

  5. Heath J says:

    See, to cure that cat of undesirable behavior, you take a tiny piece of lead, and put it in it’s ear…

  6. Tom Dennis says:

    You only have 2904 reasons why cats suck?

  7. Housefitter says:

    Like Hank Jr. said… “and I’m against cats in the house”.

  8. MaxDamage says:

    The Romans called it a Cat-a-pult for a reason. Some ideas are just timeless.

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