Ammo Review: Part 1

Q: Can ammoforsale.com improve your life, outlook, and spiritual well being?

A: Hell yeah!

“How can I get something for nothing?” Great thinkers from Aristotle through the guy down at the feed store have pondered this same question. Some time ago, in an avalanche of win, I got something for nothing. I got free ammo! Ammunition comes third on the list of life’s greatest joys; right after sex and bacon.

Of course nothing is free. In exchange for a free sample of crack ammunition, I promised to review their stuff.

I’ve procrastinated. This is clearly proof that I’m an ungrateful loser. Did I make the promise to write a review sometime last week? Last month? Hell no. I promised a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away. How long ago you ask? Well long enough for the Federal Government to amass an additional $942,575,067,152.08 in debt. (I am starting a movement that we should use the Federal debt like Star Trek’s “stardate”.) Oh sheesh, that sounds terrible. Observing the debt is like counting milliseconds. OK fine, it was last year. Only the debt could make a 10 month delay seem small.

My timing, in accepting free ammo, was unreasonable. I was busy. Not that there’s a time when I’m not busy. I’m perpetually overbooked. Sometimes it takes forever before I get things done. It doesn’t mean I forgot, only that time is relative for all men. Luckily I’ve been the recipient of a heaping truckload of patience. For that I’m thankful. Today is the first step of a multi-essay fulfilment of my promise.

Ammoforsale is going to get some airtime from me. They’re going to get it good and hard.

Advertisements

About Adaptive Curmudgeon

I will neither confirm nor deny that I actually exist.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to Ammo Review: Part 1

  1. Robert says:

    It’s not procrastination, it’s leisurely. Yeah, that’s it, yer pacing yerself.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s