Monthly Archives: May 2014

Beard Truth

A beard is not plumage; its whatever comes out of your face if you don’t run a knife over it daily, unless you’re female or Woody Allen, in which case you ought to get that shit checked out. This truth, like life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, is self-evident. Continue reading

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Zombie Cat Epitaph

Well, Foxinator did stop by that weekend to give me her expert opinion which was, “Yep. Two eyes.” Our working theory is that my rather cursory and inept examination of the eye socket missed the fact that there was still … Continue reading

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Zombie Cat – Shit gets Weird

~ spoiler alert ~ Mrs. Curmudgeon says DO NOT read the following post if you are squeamish or prone to nightmares OR if you have read Steven King’s “Pet Cemetery” because this shit will freak you the fuck out, OK? … Continue reading

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Zombie Cat – The Formative Years

Zombie Cat started out life as a generic pet-shop kitten. No one knew what genetic mutations were hidden away under that blasé exterior. He was just a plain looking flabby tabby cat that was known for his stupidity. He would … Continue reading

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Zombie Cat Origin Story

Hi. Mrs. Curmudgeon here. Thought you might like to hear more cat stories, especially because this one is stranger than fiction. And yeah-okay, I might have become a crazy cat lady if not for marrying the cat-despising Curmudgeon – but … Continue reading

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A Bad Choice

Nothing good comes from Chinese food cooked to the sounds of Lenard Skinner. Continue reading

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