Monthly Archives: April 2014

Earth Day (Belated): Part II

Posted on April 30, 2014 by Adaptive Curmudgeon

I’m pretty sure Gaia, if she could talk, would be perfectly happy with a drunk redneck snoozing under a hemlock. Continue reading →

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Earth Day (Belated): Part I

Posted on April 29, 2014 by Adaptive Curmudgeon

Earth Day was conceived in a dark room smelling of choom and student loans in an unholy alliance of Malthusian misfits and political fluffers so far left they’d make Trotsky look mellow. They decided to create Kwanzaa’s retarded half brother to beg for more Federal Regulation. It was exactly like what you’re picturing in your head. Now, go wash your hands. Continue reading →

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Off Grid / Microenvironment

Posted on April 21, 2014 by Adaptive Curmudgeon

Captain Capitalism wisely coined the term “microenvironment” and implores you to control it. You should venture forth and read what he has to say. Here’s a quote to whet your appetite: Continue reading →

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Angry Clown II

Posted on April 17, 2014 by Adaptive Curmudgeon

“Did a big mean clown just call you a loser?” He asked. I nodded. “Yes.” Continue reading →

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Angry Clown I

Posted on April 16, 2014 by Adaptive Curmudgeon

If you’ve got a shit job, do it well. I was excellent at my shit job because being excellent feels good. Continue reading →

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