The Wisdom Of Ron

A few days ago I said this:

“We bought ALL the bacon! OK not ALL the bacon but a whole pig. Everyone knows that joy and bacon are basically the same thing, so imagine the stratospheric high of having well over a hundred pounds of pork in the freezer.”

I have since been informed that fictional culinary badass Ron Swanson has had some things to say about “all the bacon” too:

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2 Responses to The Wisdom Of Ron

  1. BaconLover says:

    A friend just sent me a link to your later post about fly-over country. Having spent the better part of my life in Wyoming, I read it and laughed until I damn near cried. Scared my dogs out of the room! Then I see your post about catalytic stoves. (My two pals, oxygen and acetylene, say there ain’t no stove that needs a catalyst to plug up and fuck ME on a winter night at 30 below.) And then, you post a video of my Libertarian Hero, Ron f***ing Swanson. You, sir, have a follower for life. Proudly reading here in Firefox. (Yeah, I read that line too.)

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