Earlier this year I made several predictions (some funny, others in earnest). My track record appears to be dismal. However there was one that I nailed!
Just in case the world ended and I didn’t notice (it has been busy on the homestead lately) I referenced the mainstream press which, like me, was actually correct for once. Check out the greatest headline of the quarter: Mayan calendar ends; world doesn’t.
Adaptive Curmudgeon 
In other news, archaeologists are convinced that a previously untranslated carving is probably Mayan for “continued on next rock”.