Coloured by Stuxnet

It isn’t Stuxnet but for some reason my spell check keeps deciding I’m British.  It defaults to favourite instead of favorite.  (And it flags my proper redneck spelling as incorrect.  The nerve!)  It probably thinks I drive a lorry and crap in a loo.   WTF?

As a certified British individual I have used the Queen’s authority to commandeer your computer. I will not let it go until you renounce your ownership of a Dodge.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

About Adaptive Curmudgeon

I will neither confirm nor deny that I actually exist.
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4 Responses to Coloured by Stuxnet

  1. cspschofield says:

    Don’t you just hate technology with an opinion?

    • Exactly! Technology should exhibit an opinion only when I tell it what to think, only in agreement with me (the owner), and only if I want it to. This is why I relentlessly battle iNinjas rather than joining the collective.

  2. KA9VSZ says:

    Bootleg Microsoft Office does that. It’s not a feature, it’s an annoyance of hacked software. Or so I am told.

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