Monthly Archives: February 2012

High MPG Does NOT Mean Gutless Shitbox: Part II

Suppose you must have a high mileage vehicle. Maybe you’re cheap (efficiency is a virtue) or maybe you’re dedicated to reducing your carbon footprint or some other green kool-aid. I don’t care. All I want to do is save you from the hollow death of a boring vehicle. Continue reading

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Superbowl Sockpuppet

“Will my tax dollars subsidize another stupendously expensive Chevy Volt ad? And if so…what. the. hell?!?!” Continue reading

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High MPG Does NOT Mean Gutless Shitbox: Part I

We are Americans. We should love driving. Slinking around in gutless jellybeans is not in our DNA. Expensive gas should not turn us into dour losers in boring wheeled appliances. Leave that for the French. Continue reading

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Basic Instructions

I’ve been viewing “Basic Instructions” forever.  Did I think to put it on my blogroll?  No. What was I thinking? I rectified that omission and added it to my blogroll last month.  Did I tell anyone about it?  No.  What … Continue reading

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Top 100 Cult Films: Part II

This post will list movies which should have been on the list of 100 cult movies had the list been written exactly I’d have written it. Which is to say, perfectly.

Note that “cult” means something transcending the ordinary and also not wildly popular in an of itself. That doesn’t mean that the movie must be great, important, relevant, life altering, or get you laid when you watch it with your girl. It’s not a cut and dried definition.

In no particular order I present my abridged list of movies which you must see before you’re allowed to die: Continue reading

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Top 100 Cult Films: Part I

It’s a list of 100 cult films. I bolded the ones I’ve seen and added comments which are worth precisely what you paid to read this blog. Continue reading

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