Rhymes with Cars & Girls has todays flash of brilliance:
“The Smart People are about to pillory Mitt Romney for having worked for a sort of firm the existence of which they suddenly decided a few days ago was a national crisis. This clearly makes him an unacceptable choice to be the President, especially as against Barack Obama, who came to the office pure and untainted, having done essentially no tangible work in his life whatsoever.”
Adaptive Curmudgeon 