Han Shot First

Walls of the City has set me straight.  I was aware that Han shot first.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

But now I’m aware of this:

“So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner – maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.**

Be like Han.”

With genuine video proof!

**Note: The guy I quoted used quasi-pc language.  I don’t do that $hit and changed the f**king language back.

About Adaptive Curmudgeon

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2 Responses to Han Shot First

  1. Linoge says:

    Yeah, well, I do try to maintain a somewhat PG-13 front for the site.

    Verbally, though, I tend to not censor myself so well ;).

    Han is the man. There is no way around that.

  2. McThag says:

    Props to Mr Ford for doing that fast draw with a broomhandle too!

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