Assembly of True Facts

  1. I have to file my taxes today.
  2. It snowed.  A lot.  The sweet life and burgeoning vitality of spring is buried under a thick wet layer of cold death.  Our chickens, who were so recently pecking around the grass beneath the oaks, are locked in the barn.  I’m huddled by the wood stove a like a freezing Medieval peasant.

Can I rationally blame the IRS for the terrible weather?  No.  Do I?  Yes!

People on the verge of cabin  fever must be forgiven a certain amount of irrationality.  Doubly so on tax day.

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About Adaptive Curmudgeon

I will neither confirm nor deny that I actually exist.
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