Assembly Of True Facts

  1. The carpenter we hired just hitched his truck to the 25 foot trailer he’d left in our driveway for several weeks…and left with most of our money.
  2. There is a toilet in my backyard.
  3. I am alone in the house…and drinking.
  4. I intend on touching off a big fire shortly.

Holy crap? Nah; it’s just another day. The carpenter did a good job and earned his pay, the backyard toilet is refuse from the bathroom remodel (which is steadily approaching completion), the wine is excellent, and I’ve got a burn permit to dispose of a pile of gnarly dead wood accumulated in seasons when burning was ill advised.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

About Adaptive Curmudgeon

I will neither confirm nor deny that I actually exist.
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2 Responses to Assembly Of True Facts

  1. Sounds like a good night. Hope you enjoy kicking back and relaxing with the fire!

  2. It was a good evening. It started raining hard so I put away the matches and kicked back with wine and a paperback.

    Now, the next day, it is still raining hard. It shows no sign of letting up. I couldn’t start that pile on fire with a blowtorch. Meanwhile I’m thinking of building an ark.

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