Everyone knows that Apple is an evil entity jointly operated by Satan and Dick Cheney.  They employ iNinjas and Huey Lewis to destroy all that is good and holy.  Never turn your back on an iDevice!  You’ve been warned…

However it never occurred to me that Steve Jobs could get me fired from my job.  That’s as illogical as blaming the President for hurricanes and tidal waves.

Apparently my world view is too narrow.  Enter Lindsay Garvey.  Everything you need to know about her is in the picture I drew using my artistic mastery.

I drew this myself. Someday I hope to upgrade to crayons.

Hat tip to View From The Porch and the Boston Herald.  (Note: Boston seems to be working overtime to increase the national quotient of uncool.  Is there something in the water?)

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